What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How do I become an intelligent man?

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

How do you know when someone really loves you?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Can a relationship really last forever?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?